Your name is Dave Strider and yes you are female thank you very much. You have a fondness for sick beats and dead things preserved in various ways. And swords. Very much swords.

Due to some shenanigans you have the ability to travel in time. You don't know the theoretics but as Snoop Dog once said: "Don't think. Feel."

Yeah you are sure he said that.


ask ectoBralogist

ask genitalGnostic


ask erectionArisen

ask adiosTittydor

ask arsenicCatdick

ask carcinoGynecologist

ask grimCockxiliatrix

ask terminallyBoobylicious

ask caligulasPregnancytest

ask cuttlefishBaller


((ooc: be warned that consistency and quality are rare on this blog.))

??: well anon have a seat

??: would you like some iced sweet tea


TG: shit bro what are you waiting for
TG: cant keep this delicate flower waiting forever



TG: being cool and shit
TG: yeah